Lil Wayne Halloween costume only way to repair tarnished relationship with Odell, says Eli Manning

“Obviously it hasn’t been the year we were hoping for,” stated Manning, in the midst of some last-minute Halloween shopping.

He continued – “I need to play better, and I think every guy in this locker room would tell you the same thing — we all need to play better on offence. Apart from Saquon, our unit has been painfully lethargic to this point in the season.”

Finally, when pressed about his relationship with star wide receiver, Odell Beckham Jr., Manning sounded optimistic about the future.

“Odell is a proven talent in this league and he wants to win just like we all do. We need Odell to be enjoying himself to have a chance to win on Sundays. Luckily it’s Halloween, and OBJ is a big costume guy. I’ve talked to a few of his friends away from the field and most everyone is aware of his adoration for Lil Wayne. If I wind up nailing the Weezy costume I have planned, Odell will come around and probably start treating me like the two-time Super Bowl MVP that history tells me I am. We just need to get back to work and get back to having fun each and every day…”

“…Odell and I will be fine,” concluded Eli.

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